Seretonin's Blog
Solution to a problem you might have
May 1, 2008DISCLAIMER: WOMEN DO NOT GET OFFENDED THIS WAS MADE FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES ONLY
Guys have you ever had a problem with your girlfriend while your driving and she keeps nagging, bitching, and whyning through the whole ride home. Heres a simple solution to that problem. When she bitches about something all you have to do is agree with her to shut her up. I know it sounds crazy but just hear me out. When she nags at you say your right then tell her, "Could you take the smudge off the dashboard plz" As she looks at the dash and asks you, "what smudge?" Just tell her to look closer.If she still cant see it tell her to get closer and closer and closer. When she finally says, "I dont see a smudge where is it?" With her face as close as it is to the dashboard thats when you the guy says,"THAT SMUDGE!!" you slam her face on the dash She is now knocked out and you have a peaceful ride home. But if you would like to be cute with it you can do it this way. You tell her, "You know honey you look hungry after nagging me so much. Why dont you try some of the other white meat. She asks ,"what is that?. Then the guy says, "THE DASH!!!" slam her face on the dash Another fun way is if she is eating a salad or some chicken or whatever then you say to her, "That salad/chicken looks like it could use some seasoning. Why dont you try some Mrs. DASH!!! slam her face on the dash GUYS PROBLEM SOLVED pass it on
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