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Solution to a problem you might have

May 1, 2008

DISCLAIMER: WOMEN DO NOT GET OFFENDED THIS WAS MADE FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES ONLY

Guys have you ever had a problem with your girlfriend while your driving and she keeps nagging, bitching, and whyning through the whole ride home. Heres a simple solution to that problem. When she bitches about something all you have to do is agree with her to shut her up. I know it sounds crazy but just hear me out. When she nags at you say your right then tell her, "Could you take the smudge off the dashboard plz" As she looks at the dash and asks you, "what smudge?" Just tell her to look closer.If she still cant see it tell her to get closer and closer and closer. When she finally says, "I dont see a smudge where is it?" With her face as close as it is to the dashboard thats when you the guy says,"THAT SMUDGE!!" you slam her face on the dash She is now knocked out and you have a peaceful ride home. But if you would like to be cute with it you can do it this way. You tell her, "You know honey you look hungry after nagging me so much. Why dont you try some of the other white meat. She asks ,"what is that?. Then the guy says, "THE DASH!!!" slam her face on the dash Another fun way is if she is eating a salad or some chicken or whatever then you say to her, "That salad/chicken looks like it could use some seasoning. Why dont you try some Mrs. DASH!!! slam her face on the dash GUYS PROBLEM SOLVED pass it on

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    • Photo of redfox redfox
      redfox
      Male, 17
      Yakima, WA
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      Ha Ha Ha.. i can now see how weak i was.. its almost sad.
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      Posted 1 week ago by redfox

      lol

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      rawrlollirawr
      Female, 16
      honolulu, HI
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      Posted 2 months ago by rawrlollirawr

      geezz...lol if a guy does tht..shell dump him after she wake up..if it was me i think the dude wuld be lucky if i passed out!!:}lol..i wuldnt give a fuck i wuld just crash both of us and laugh:}lol..thts so dope dude!;]funny

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      wolf_child14
      Female, 14
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      i wanna go home:(
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      Posted 2 months ago by wolf_child14

      LOL!!!!!!!! Thats sooooo fricken funny!!!!!

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      blackie
      Female, 16
      kirtland, NM
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      who is dead? anyone?
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      Posted 2 months ago by blackie

      hmmm wat are you getting mad @ me 4 saying something bout you and that chick....... nevermind...........later

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      HCAmf
      Female
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      even the 1 u thought u knew cant b trusted in the end
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      Posted 2 months ago by HCAmf

      ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lol, omg thats absolutly desturbing but hillarious lol

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      Mindfreak_Princess
      Female, 14
      Forest Park, GA
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      Posted 2 months ago by Mindfreak_Princess

      LMAOOOO!!!!!!!!! Yeah, it's mean. But it's funny.

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      xxBritishGothxx
      Female, 15
      northridge, CA
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      being kitty
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      Posted 2 months ago by xxBritishGothxx

      wow tht was so horrible and so funny!.........ur obviously not well.....jk i no....im insane !!!! :P

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      ecclectichick
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      dallas, TX
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      fascinated and believing
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      Posted 2 months ago by ecclectichick

      your blog kind of reminds me of this female comediene who schtick goes something like "honey..you'd look so sexy naked....with a mop in your hand!" to get the guy to do what she wants....it encapsulates the female way like yours does the guy. lmao!

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      Trojans_26
      Male, 13
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      Prank calling is FUN
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      Posted 2 months ago by Trojans_26

      lol great solution!!!

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      sheep_of_death
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      Posted 2 months ago by sheep_of_death

      hahahahahahahaha....greaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!funny funny funny funny funny!!!!!!!!!!